We' re Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City

and went to find the Great Wizard

What brings the 4 of you before

the great Wizard of Oz?

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:

 I've come for some courage.

No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?

Richard Nixon stepped forward,

Well, I think I need a heart.

Done! says the Wizard.

Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?

Up stepped Bush and said,

I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.

No problem! said the Wizard.

Consider it done.

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,

But he doesnt say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

Well, what do you want?

IS DOROTHY HERE?