A lot of people can't understand how we came into an oil shortage here in the United States.

 

Well, there is a very simple answer!

 

Nobody bothered to check the oil.


We just didn't know we were getting low.


The reason for that is purely geographical.


Our oil is located in:


Alaska


California


Louisiana


Oklahoma


and Texas.

 

 

 

 


While our dipsticks are located in:

 

 


Washington D.C.