"I will [soon] announce my
intention to run...for the Office of President of the United States of
America... The most ambitious aspect of my presidency will be a drastic
reduction in the size of the federal government. In my first term, I plan to
eliminate...the following government agencies: The Department of Education. For
the life of me, I can't understand why the Republicans ever scratched the plan
to abolish this useless agency. When it comes to cutting the size of the
federal government, my plan will soon be known as 'All useless government
agencies left behind.'... The Internal Revenue Service. I will begin with a
proposal to allow Americans to claim their firearms as 'dependents' as early as
2009. This means that the tax burden will be shouldered almost entirely by
convicted felons. This will put the IRS out of business in short order. That is
good news because the IRS is largely responsible for this nation's steady drift
away from free market capitalism to socialism over the latter half of the 20th
century... I plan to withdraw troops from Iraq and send them into Syria to
recover the WMDs hidden there by Saddam Hussein prior to the Iraq War. After
they are recovered, our troops will head to Tel Aviv to hand the WMDs over to
the Israeli Army. They will be used to immediately retake possession of the
Gaza strip. Shortly thereafter, our nation will experiment with a significant
nuclear arms reduction by turning 10% of our nuclear weapons over to the
Israelis. We will also capitulate to the demands of left-wing American
professors by withdrawing all troops from the Middle East. This will not be an
admission that they are right but, instead, a safety precaution. We don't want
our troops to be in harms way when Israel turns Iran into a glass parking lot.
The fallout from this decision should be significant, literally speaking."
—Mike Adams http://patriotpost.us/