Jeanyus N Kombat Boots!
John Kerry, Oct 30, 2006 – Pasadena City College, Pasadena, CA: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well.” But, he added, “If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”
Response from the 1st Brigade Combat Team of the 34th Infantry Division, Minnesota National Guard, in Iraq:
Dear troops:
If you had been paying attention, you dumbasses, I have already apologized to
you boneheads for not being smart enough to comprehend the nuance of my
"joke." If you can't understand my considerable wit, it's no wonder
you're all stuck in Iraq.
Sincerely,
John Kerry
P.S. If you aren't aware, I fought in Vietnam with rapists and murderers just
like yourselves.
"Education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Cambodia on Christmas Eve,... and nobody is aware of it."
A GI in Iraq Asks Senator Kerry for Advice
Friday, December 08, 2006
SENATOR JOHN KERRY
304 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING
WASHINGTON DC 20510
DEAR SENATOR KERRY:
WE ARE
STILL LAUGHING OVER HERE IN IRAQ AT YOUR JOKE ABOUT THE TROOPS BEING
DUMB. WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE BECAUSE YOU
WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF COMBAT IN THREE MONTHS. THIS IS WHY WE ARE
SEEKING YOUR ADVICE. PLEASE GIVE US GUIDANCE.
1.) WHERE IS THE LEAST
PAINFUL AREA ON THE BODY TO INFLICT A WOUND?
2.) DOES IT HAVE TO BLEED OR
WILL A SCRATCH DO?
3.) WHERE DO YOU GET THE
FORMS TO FILL OUT RECOMMENDING YOURSELF FOR A PURPLE HEART?
4.) DO YOU NEED A WITNESS?
IF SO, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?
5.) ARE THREE PURPLE HEARTS
STILL GOOD FOR A TRIP HOME?
6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC
PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS
SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US.
THANKS
FOR YOUR HELP AND KEEP THE JOKES COMING.
JUST
A DUMB G.I.
P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN?
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December 2006:
CARRIE
GITS HALP N IRAK:
On his visit to Iraq, Senator Kerry
apparently got something like the silent treatment from the troops who are
"stuck" there. WDAY's Scott Hennen quotes a message from a friend
serving in Iraq:
This is a true story....Check out this photo from our mess hall at the
US Embassy yesterday morning. Sen. Kerry found himself all alone while he was
over here. He cancelled his press conference because no one came, he worked out
alone in the gym w/o any soldiers even going up to say hi or ask for an autograph
(I was one of those who was in the gym at the same time), and he found himself
eating breakfast with only a couple of folks who are obviously not troops.
What is amazing is Bill O'Reilly came to visit with us and the troops at
the CSH the same day and the line for autographs extended through the palace
and people waited for two hours to shake his hand. You decide who is more
respected and loved by us servicemen and women!