What’s the difference between the various kinds of governments? Here it is, in simple, down-to-earth terms.
Socialism – You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism – You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they
may give you some of the milk.
Fascism – You have two cows. You give all the mil to the government, and the
government sells it.
Nazism – You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both of
the cows.
Anarchism – You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent
and steal another cow.
Capitalism – You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.