Hillary – not fit for office
Hillary Clinton
gave an education speech Friday (8 Jun 2007) in front of a banner that read Jobs
for Tomorrow, but it spelled tomorrow with two m's. What goes around comes
around. Somewhere on the first tee in Scottsdale, Dan Quayle is telling Hillary
jokes.
Democratic
presidential candidate Bill Richardson announced Friday he's selling his stock
holdings in an oil refinery company. Shrewd move. Oil stocks will never be
higher than eighteen months before a Democratic president nationalizes the oil
industry.
The Democrats
held a presidential debate in New Hampshire Sunday and it was a lot of fun. At
the end of a Republican debate, America is about to be attacked, Abdul-Somebody
has weapons of mass destruction and there are terrorists in the control towers,
but at the end of a Democratic debate, the war is over, college is free,
everybody has health care and the Cubs are in the World Series.
-- Argus
Hamilton
Hillary’s Education
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to
talk about the upcoming election. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
And, Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the
White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay
where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him
what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White
House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And, Fifth - what happened to Kenneth????!!!"