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Ways To Be A Good Far Left Liberal (an oxymoron?)
1. Be against capital
punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2.Believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.
3. Believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than
U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean
communists.
4. Believe that there was no art before federal funding.
5. Believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes
in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6.
Believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
7. Believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. Believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow
qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. Believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.
10. Believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to
earn it.
11. Believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The
Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.
12. Believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution.
13. Believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. Believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to
American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
15. Believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and
set-asides are not.
16. Believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been
tried is because
the right people haven't been in charge.
17. Believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and
bestiality should be
Constitutionally
protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
18. Believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.