Texas
Version of Survivor
Due
to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled,
"Survivor-Texas Style."
The
contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,
over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio,
El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From
there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each
will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I Love
the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry, George Strait
Sucks, No fence and no immigration
reform, Hillary in
2008
and I'm here to confiscate your gun.
The
first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.