Strange Truth from our
friends at the Sacred
Sandwich
In an effort to discredit the
Bible, atheist Milton Kefawver, of Sandusky, OH, put a monkey in front of a
typewriter to prove that anyone could write scripture. Though the experiment
failed horribly, Bobo the monkey was immediately signed by Zondervan. His
future projects include The Extreme Bible for Teen Primates and The
Purpose-Driven Chimp.
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When their new pastor promised
to lead the church with guidance from above, the congregation didn't realize
he was talking about a satellite feed from Willow Creek. |
Fresh from attending the Willow Creek Leadership Summit, church leaders from around the country returned to their congregations to begin the assimilation.
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