Free Windows!
As told by a blond woman:
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with, those expensive,
double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been
installed a whole year ago and said that I hadn’t paid for them yet.
Now just because I’m a blonde doesn’t make me stupid! So I told him just exactly what his very nice
sales guy had told ME last year— namely—that in just ONE YEAR the windows would
pay for themselves!
“Helllooooo?!” I said “— it’s been a year!”
There was a sudden and complete, dead silence at the other end of the line, which continued, so I finally just hung up. The contractor hasn’t called back.
He’s probably too embarrassed about forgetting that guarantee they had made me.
I’ll bet you he won’t underestimate a blonde the next time!