Deranged Christmas Carols!
The magazine,
called Marooned, is produced by users of the Cromwell House mental health
facility in Eccles, Salford.
That unit is
staffed by Salford Council care workers and others employed by the Bolton,
Salford and Trafford Mental Health NHS Trust.
Issued four times
a year, it is for users of mental health services and is produced by an
editorial board made up of users with staff on hand should they need advice.
The ten Christmas
Carols as featured in Marooned:
1. Schizophrenia -
Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple
Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disorientated Are
3. Dementia - I
Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
4. Narcissistic -
Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic - Deck the
Halls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars
and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...
6. Paranoid - Santa
Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline
Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality
Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell
You Why
9. Attention
Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy, ooh look at the froggy - Can I have a
chocolate? Why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive
Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.